National Cake Palava !! (Joke)

Our Leaders are hell bent on consuming the resources of Nigerian diverting it to private use. Popularly known as getting there own share of the National cake , Nigeria itself is a cake. LOL

This National Cake has claimed the Lives of Many, the National is still causing many problems for us. allegations and counter allegations. Who ate the National Cake? it was you who embezzled the National cake. you are stealing from the National cake. No, i only mis-appropriated the National cake. i did not send you to eat part of the cake.

West - Look ! Lets zone the National cake, i have my share, you have your share.

Niger -Delta - No way , some part of this cake is sweeter, We provided the bulk of the National cake, and even put icing on it

North- Shut up ! We are born to rule the National cake, or do you want us to bomb the cake?

south East- Some part of the National is sweeter Nna men!! no zoning again o , some people have been eating this cake for too long, man , let s be at the center for once now!!

North- Then , we start blowing it up and make this cake unpalatable

Presidency - We have commenced Investigations, we know those responsible.

CPC- The leader should resign as the center of the cake is being blown apart bit by bit and no one seems to know how we can MEND the cake.

OBJ- maybe we can negotiate on this matter

Boko Haram - *Gun shots* BOOM!!............the saga continues