Joke of The day

1 . Three 3 men took their respective pregnant wives to hospital for delivery, after a while a nurse came out and asked who is JOSEPH that works with the manufacturers of three crown, the man stood up, the nurse said congratulations, your wife has delivered 3 bouncing babies. Shortly after that the nurse came out again and asked , who is JOHN that works with 7up bottling company and said , congratulations your wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies, immediately the 3rd guy herd this he took off.. He ran away because he was working with the manufacturers of 33 lager beer!... LOL

2 .A baby was born yesterday at St Anthony hospital and was laughing instead of crying,. the more the mid-wives beat him the more he laughed like crazy. Suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hand. so he pulled the tiny palm apart and discovers he was holding 3 abortion pills.....the baby looked at his mother as if saying "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !!