Very funny Jega Election Result Stage Play At AY Live (Video)

At AY Live on Easter Sunday, The Collaction of the Presidential Election was re-enacted in a Stage Play featuring AY, Helen Paul, Seyilaw, Acapella, Stillrining, Funnybone, and MC Shakara. recreating all the drama that followed the recent INEC results collation by professor Jega. It was one of the most hilarious part of AY Live that had everybody in stitches on Easter Sunday. The Kano and
Rivers State results, and of course the Orubebe  scene was fully exposed in another AY's live skits.

Banky. W mocks Arsenal goal keeper after loss to Monaco in UEFA Champions league

Nigerian singer Banky W posted this on Twitter mocking Arsenal Football club of England's goal Keeper after Arsenal lost to Monaco FC of France in the first leg of the UEFA Champions league 2015.

Valentine's day on Election day 2015 in Nigeria (as it were) LOL

Whoever first came up with the idea of February 14th for national elections in Nigeria is a freaking genius.
It covers all bases for one half of the population and in a certain manner, for the other. If elections hold, the movement restrictions and other logistical issues make the traditional Valentine frolicking well nigh impossible. If elections are cancelled, the necessary protest will make Valentine Day activities infeasible. When the postponed elections are annulled, February 14th becomes a day of protest for the next 150 years and therefore unavailable for lovey-dovey things.
Whichever way, the dangerous likelihood of your wife meeting your girlfriend is reduced and all is happy in the hood. Time to retrieve the ukulele, I think

** Borrowed from Dr Femi (FB)

Photo of the Day (Joke)

 Okay now ! Master Mufutau  Son of the village headmaster is having his birthday celebration  today .... come celebrate with him LOL**

The Drinking Competition (JOKE)

Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in
Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking
competition. A week to the competition,
ezeagu community sent a delegate,
Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm if the
competition will still hold. When Emeka,
the delegate got there, the people of
Udi brought 20 litres of their strongest
Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as Kola. Emeka
asked; "Can I test it?" The people said;
"Go ahead." The guy drank, finished the
whole 20 litres and said; "This is okay,
where is the main drink?" The People of
Udi got scared and shouted; "Come o,
are you among the competitors?."
Emeka replied; "No, I did not qualify."

Check this out " FACEBOOK NURSERY & PRIMARY SCHOOL!? "

Can you beat this? Only in Naija (Nigeria) will one see this kind of somewhat weird thing like naming a school after Facebook. FACEBOOK NURSERY & PRIMARY SCHOOL 27 Otunba street Ojodu Lagos state. Hehehehehehe ! wetin we no go see for Lagos What next should we be expecting? maybe names like Twitter High school, Yahoo college of Education, Google University of Technology. LOL !! you can not just put that past Naija. anything goes. abi what do you guys think??

Joke of The day

A man dials his home and a strange
woman answers.
The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the
woman. "We don't have a maid," says
the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this
morning by the lady of the house."
The man says, "Well, this is her
husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in
the bedroom with someone who I
figured was her husband."
The man is fuming and says to the
maid, "Listen, would you like to make
$50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to
do?" The man tells her, "I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot
the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the
man hears footsteps and then two
gun shots. The maid comes back to
the phone "What do I do with the
bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the
swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you
don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says, "Is
this
08067546854??

"Yahoo Answers" Joke of the day ( Hilarious) !!

YAHOO! Answers

Question -

Can your Baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?

Best Answer – The baby can get pregnant only if it is a female, if you suspect that your baby is pregnant though, try not to have sex again , because you run the risk of getting your baby’s baby pregnant and this can lead to complications like an infinite loop !!

Picture of the day (Joke)

Kidnappers PLC of Nigeria - give it a title, the best caption wins =N= 1,500.00 MTN voucher

Picture of the week

CHURCH on wheels ....check out the electricity generating set, the massive loud speaker on the whole set up, o'l boy who no wan hear must hear today o . please drop your comment and give it a caption/ title, the best caption wins =N= 3,000 MTN recarge card!! LOL

Picture of the day (Joke)

LOL !!

"i'll rather kill myself than commit suicide" - quote from First Lady ?!

National Cake Palava !! (Joke)

Our Leaders are hell bent on consuming the resources of Nigerian diverting it to private use. Popularly known as getting there own share of the National cake , Nigeria itself is a cake. LOL

This National Cake has claimed the Lives of Many, the National is still causing many problems for us. allegations and counter allegations. Who ate the National Cake? it was you who embezzled the National cake. you are stealing from the National cake. No, i only mis-appropriated the National cake. i did not send you to eat part of the cake.

West - Look ! Lets zone the National cake, i have my share, you have your share.

Niger -Delta - No way , some part of this cake is sweeter, We provided the bulk of the National cake, and even put icing on it

North- Shut up ! We are born to rule the National cake, or do you want us to bomb the cake?

south East- Some part of the National is sweeter Nna men!! no zoning again o , some people have been eating this cake for too long, man , let s be at the center for once now!!

North- Then , we start blowing it up and make this cake unpalatable

Presidency - We have commenced Investigations, we know those responsible.

CPC- The leader should resign as the center of the cake is being blown apart bit by bit and no one seems to know how we can MEND the cake.

OBJ- maybe we can negotiate on this matter

Boko Haram - *Gun shots* BOOM!!............the saga continues

Joke of the day

Ruben Abati/ Nigerian Presidency -Now repeat after us
Nigerians - sir yes sir !
Ruben Abati/ Nigerian Presidency - Jonathan has brought Goodluck upon Nigeria
Nigerians – Jonathan has brought Goodluck upon Nigeria
Ruben Abati/ Nigerian Presidency - In just 100 days in office we have made little promises with so much delivery
Nigerians- In just 100 days in office we have made little promises with so much delivery

Ruben Abati/ Nigerian Presidency - We Believe, that Nigeria is the giant of Africa and all is well with Nigeria as a unit and there is no need for any Sovereign National conference
Nigerians- We Believe, that Nigeria is the giant of Africa and all is well with Nigeria as a unit and there is no need for any Sovereign National conference.
Ruben Abati/ Nigerian Presidency - LOL !! There is no need for a Revolution in Nigeria- We are doing just fine.
Nigerians- We also believe……. The world is Flat ,The moon is made of cheese and roasted corn & peers is the most delicious delicacy in the world. : )

Joke of The day

1 . Three 3 men took their respective pregnant wives to hospital for delivery, after a while a nurse came out and asked who is JOSEPH that works with the manufacturers of three crown, the man stood up, the nurse said congratulations, your wife has delivered 3 bouncing babies. Shortly after that the nurse came out again and asked , who is JOHN that works with 7up bottling company and said , congratulations your wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies, immediately the 3rd guy herd this he took off.. He ran away because he was working with the manufacturers of 33 lager beer!... LOL

2 .A baby was born yesterday at St Anthony hospital and was laughing instead of crying,. the more the mid-wives beat him the more he laughed like crazy. Suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hand. so he pulled the tiny palm apart and discovers he was holding 3 abortion pills.....the baby looked at his mother as if saying "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !!

Joke of The day

Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife : when there is problem, no matter how impossible the problem is, when I look at your picture, it disappear. Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Tonto Dike Versus Linda Ikeji

I did not have the intention of expressing my opinion on the subject matter above. I came across the gist yesterday and decided to keep my thoughts to my self. But today being a saturday when am attending a wedding and while at the reception hall chewing away a large plate of healthy meal i decided to feed my readers with a post flavoured with the linda gist.
Linda ikeji a model turned entrepreneur cum blogger a few days ago posted a picture of Tonto Dikeh, Linda added a one line comment "stepping out at the UK premiere of Uche Jombo’s Damage movie which was an innocuos comment and even adding that "Tontolet" looks lovely in her outfit. Dike misinterpreted the harmless post and reacted on twitter by saying Linda was a failed model,in her exact words "Hehehhehehehhe Juzt heard dat Linda Ikeji d blogger is a failed Model**Buhehehehehehehehe*#POKO#" a statement Linda took with great maturity in a double edged reply that made the controversial actress look stupid Linda simply said "you just heard? lol, it's been in the news for years darling, love u, muah". Ordinarily, this is not the kind of gist i post about,it will be terminological inexactitude to use the word Gossip to describe any of my posts. call it " fact finding" LOL

LINDA IKEJI

Sleeping around ??

A man missed his wife who traveled so much that he felt the bed in the master bedroom was too big for just him alone, he decided to sleep on thesofa, dining chair and sometimes in the library. when the wife came back, she asked the maid if her husband was sleeping fine and the maid replied " Madam , since you left, Oga has been sleeping around o!! The woman fainted !!