Joke of The day

1 . Three 3 men took their respective pregnant wives to hospital for delivery, after a while a nurse came out and asked who is JOSEPH that works with the manufacturers of three crown, the man stood up, the nurse said congratulations, your wife has delivered 3 bouncing babies. Shortly after that the nurse came out again and asked , who is JOHN that works with 7up bottling company and said , congratulations your wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies, immediately the 3rd guy herd this he took off.. He ran away because he was working with the manufacturers of 33 lager beer!... LOL

2 .A baby was born yesterday at St Anthony hospital and was laughing instead of crying,. the more the mid-wives beat him the more he laughed like crazy. Suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hand. so he pulled the tiny palm apart and discovers he was holding 3 abortion pills.....the baby looked at his mother as if saying "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !!

All Africa Games Chess Results. (ROUND TWO) 2

TEAM NIGERIA (Chess)

Nigerian Chess team continued in their quest for glory in the ongoing 2011 All African games in Maputo. After their Glorious start in Round one .The Team Nigeria (Men) chess team played a two all (2-2) draw with the tough Algerian team. while their female counterpart had a two all (2-2) result with a determined south African side. On the female boards Nigeria came from 1-2 down to getting a draw with south Africa with Tobi Olatunji getting the second point for Nigerian women team to make it two all.on Board 4. after an earlier win by Nsisong on top board in a fascinating sicilian defence game. Funmi and Rosemary Amadasun both lost on board three and four.

In the Men's encounter the Star game of the day saw Ajibola Olanrewaju completely crush 2394 ELO rated IM Mohammed Haddouche on board one. while IM Bunmi Olape won on board four. Charles Campbell and Benjamin Omorere however lost on board two and three to make it two all (2-2) Bayo Adegboyega (small B) was rested for this interesting round.

. we are hoping to see more explosive games in future rounds particularly against tougher opponents like Egypt (for the Men especially). the Nigerian Chess coach Lekan Adeyemi remains optimistic that Chess team Nigeria will stay in gallant form and fight every battle as they come. The male team will be facing Zambia a tough opponent tomorrow in Round 3 while the Female team will be up against host Mozambique .

Round 2

EGYPT 2.5 ANGOLA 1.5

SOUTH AFRICA 2.5 ZAMBIA 1.5

NIGERIA 2 ALGERIA 2

ZIMBABWE 3.5 KENYA 0.5

MADAGASCAR 2.5 NAMIBIA 1.5

MOZAMBIQUE 3.5 ETHIOPIA 0.5

BOTSWANA 4 GHANA 0

Joke of The day

Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife : when there is problem, no matter how impossible the problem is, when I look at your picture, it disappear. Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

All Africa Games Chess Results. (ROUND ONE)

Nigerian chess coach Lekan adeyemi With Libyan Chess Federation President and a Former Arican Chess Union President and FIDE Vice President,Nizar Elhaj

Team Nigeria Started the All Africa Games chess event on a very good note , The Male team defeated Madagascar by a margin of 3 points to 1 , while the Female chess team defeated Kenya by a perfect score of 4 points to 0 in Round one of the All African Games chess event.

Going by the Swiss system , team Nigeria must be prepared to meet tougher opponents as the event progresses . The Events continues tomorrow.

Summary of the scores at the round one of the chess event.

Nigeria 3 Madagascar 1 (Male)

Nigeria 4 Kenya 0 (Female )

Charles Campbell and Adebayo Adegboyega won on Board one and two respectively while Benjamin Omorere and and IM Bunmi Olape were held to a draw by the die hard Madagascans

The female team comprised of Doris Adebayo, Olufunmilayo Akinola, Rosmary Amadasun and Tobi Olatunji from board 1 to 4 respectively.

Nigerian men's chess team will be up against Algeria in what promises to be an interesting showdown in round two of the event while the Female team will be slugging it out against South Africa who earlier lost 1.5 - 2.5 to Botswana.

Round 1

EGYPT 3.5 ZIMBABWE 0.5

SOUTH AFRICA 4 ETHIOPIA 0

NIGERIA 3 MADAGASCAR 1

ANGOLA 3.5 KENYA 0.5

ZAMBIA 4 GHANA 0

ALGERIA 3 NAMIBIA 1

MOZAMBIQUE 2.5 BOTSWANA 1.5

All Africa games (AAG) Nigeria Chess coach hopes for medal harvest

All African games (AAG) Nigeria Chess coach hopes for medal harvest

The Nigeria Chess coach Lekan Adeyemi is hoping to feature the best possible chess team at the All Africa Games when the chess event starts on Tuesday 6^th of August 2011,

Chess Team Nigeria is made up of 10 players- five men and Five women, The paring on Tuesday will indicate which country Nigeria will be taking on in the first round of the chess event.

The Chess coach said the Team is not afraid of meeting any opponent. The coach has at his disposal FIDE master Adebayo Adegboyega (Small B) International master (IM)Bunmi Olape, FM Benjamin Omorere, CM Charles Campbell ,and ajibola Olanrewaju For the Male team and Tobi Olatunji, Rosemary Amadasun, Nsisong Bassey, Doris Adebayo, Olufunmilayo Akinola For the Female Event.

The Coach indicates that it is better to start the event with the best players and that team Nigeria is not expecting less than five golds at the AAG.

Nigeria’s Toughest Opponents in the chess event are Egypt, Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco and south Africa , in African chess. Missing in the Nigerian Line up in the male event is the Current National Champion Ochuko Raphael Darius Emuakpeje who dropped out of the second stage of the qualifying trials due to ill health.Nigeria won three gold medals at the last edition of the All African games and with the medal winning coach Lekan Adeyemi still in control, Nigeria is hoping for a better performance. - Edited By Akinov chess

Pictures Alleged to be that of the Men responsible for the Suicide Bombings in Nigeria

Second suicide Bomber (UN Headquarters)

First Suicide Bomber (Police Headquarters)

Faces of the persons alleged to be responsible for the First and second suicide bombing in Nigeria, The First Picture was that of the man who bombed the Nigerian police Headquarters in Abuja on June 16 2011, he was reported to be a fairly well to do businessman, his name was said to be Mohammed Manga a married man , 35 years old with 5 children.

The second picture is alleged to be that of the second suicide bomber Mohammed Abdul Barra responsible for the bombing of the UN headquarters in Abuja killing 23 people .

The $1million question is how are we sure these are true pictures of the suicide bombers. Did Boko Haram send the pictures and if so should we rely on it and quickly publish it as the their true pictures , and if not how did our security forces get these pictures? Spot the similarities of the two pictures , they are both carrying a rifle compare and contrast . nuff said

Nigerian Foreign affairs minister says" No Nigerian was attacked by TNC (Libyan rebels)

The Nigerian minister of Foreign affairs Ambassador Olugbenga Ashiru said yesterday that no Nigerian has been harassed or attacked by Forces loyal to the Transitional National council (TNC) in Libya.

He said Nigerians in Libya are safe and sound.

This sharply contradicts what is widely shown on CNN , Aljazeera , BBC to mention a few which is also accessible on youtube videos of Nigerians pleeding for their Lives!!

The Minister is obviously not telling the truth and this is very unfortunate.

Amnesty International has said it all revealing that Dark/black skinned people are under attack in Libya. Amnesty International revealed that between one third and half of those detained by the rebels are Dark skinned, sub-Saharan Africans .

Federal government appeals to Libyan rebels to stop killing Nigerians.(An appeal to the Rats??

Or yes Gaddffi called them rats. but don't they have the characteristics of rats courtesy of recent developments?

The Nigerian Government on Thursday appealed to the Libyan Rebels to stop the extra-judicial killing of Nigerians describing the reported killings of Nigerians and other sub-Saharan Africans in Libya as worrisome. The federal Government of Nigeria in a Statement by the foreign affairs asked the Libyan Transitional National Council to stop the Killing.
Reliable information has it that the rebels of the TNC were killing black Africans, including Nigerians, they were accused of being sympathetic to the ousted Libyan Leader , Moammar Gaddafi.
Amnesty International revealed that between one third and half of those detained by the rebels are Dark skinned, sub- Saharan Africans..
Nigerian Government had earlier expressed their support for the Rebels. It took the intervention of NATO for the Rebels to defeat the Gaddafi forces. NATO has got their self serving interest to protect, like Gaddafi described the rebels they are “RATS” why then should we be surprised at their recent behaviour and shift of aggression to Dark skinned sub-Saharan Africans including Black Libyans? What do you expect from Rats?? It was a Rat race, these rats just won the race when you win in the rat race, you remain a rat. , winning at the rat race does not stop you from being a rat, rats has no conscience, the rats have no fear of consequences, why is NATO not stopping the rats from carrying out extra-judicial killings?? The rats are murderers killing our black brothers; the rats are proving to be better than Gaddafi only at being BAD!! Why in heavens name is Nigeria Not taking a drastic step knowing that the initial evacuation effort was not enough appealing to rats is not enough, what would the United states of America do in this kind of situation to protect her citizens? common oh Giant of Africa !!

Tonto Dike Versus Linda Ikeji

I did not have the intention of expressing my opinion on the subject matter above. I came across the gist yesterday and decided to keep my thoughts to my self. But today being a saturday when am attending a wedding and while at the reception hall chewing away a large plate of healthy meal i decided to feed my readers with a post flavoured with the linda gist.
Linda ikeji a model turned entrepreneur cum blogger a few days ago posted a picture of Tonto Dikeh, Linda added a one line comment "stepping out at the UK premiere of Uche Jombo’s Damage movie which was an innocuos comment and even adding that "Tontolet" looks lovely in her outfit. Dike misinterpreted the harmless post and reacted on twitter by saying Linda was a failed model,in her exact words "Hehehhehehehhe Juzt heard dat Linda Ikeji d blogger is a failed Model**Buhehehehehehehehe*#POKO#" a statement Linda took with great maturity in a double edged reply that made the controversial actress look stupid Linda simply said "you just heard? lol, it's been in the news for years darling, love u, muah". Ordinarily, this is not the kind of gist i post about,it will be terminological inexactitude to use the word Gossip to describe any of my posts. call it " fact finding" LOL

LINDA IKEJI