Valentine's day on Election day 2015 in Nigeria (as it were) LOL

Whoever first came up with the idea of February 14th for national elections in Nigeria is a freaking genius.
It covers all bases for one half of the population and in a certain manner, for the other. If elections hold, the movement restrictions and other logistical issues make the traditional Valentine frolicking well nigh impossible. If elections are cancelled, the necessary protest will make Valentine Day activities infeasible. When the postponed elections are annulled, February 14th becomes a day of protest for the next 150 years and therefore unavailable for lovey-dovey things.
Whichever way, the dangerous likelihood of your wife meeting your girlfriend is reduced and all is happy in the hood. Time to retrieve the ukulele, I think

** Borrowed from Dr Femi (FB)